Your Honour, as your advisor I suggest that you sleep with the concubines that your father left in his palace. That way the people will fully support you because there is no way that you can reconcile with Dovid if you've slept with his concubines.
Achitofel the Advisor
23 Av 2921
(P.S. They will be so disgusted that you actually slept with the concubines so they will make me king)
That is some great advice Achitofel.
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